“Any time is a long time when you’re breathing water.”

July 29, 2008

Christopher Hitchens’ article in Vanity Fair tells the true experience of being waterboarded. Not pleasant reading, but necessary.

The author catches his breath after undergoing his first waterboarding session.
http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2008/08/hitchens200808?printable=true&currentPage=all

Rocketman

May 17, 2008


Simulate madness in the comfort of your own home

June 13, 2007

As a big fan of mental illness, I was interested to read the article in Wired about a device that allows you to experience simulated schitzophrenia through a pair of headphones and a set of video goggles. Its aim is to give police and public sector workers a better understanding of those with mental health problems, but I’m wondering if there might be a consumer market. Given how deranged much of the media seems nowadays, surely it’s only a matter of time before a cheap home edition is released. Insanity as the next big thing in home entertainment? You heard it here first.

Hundreds of partygoers trash house after MySpace invite | The Guardian

April 12, 2007

I always thought Myspace was a waste of time. Now I’m starting to reconsider.
Hundreds of partygoers trash house after MySpace invite | The Guardian | Guardian Unlimited

3 Day novel contest results

January 15, 2007

Results are in for the 2006 International 3 Day Novel Contest and… I didn’t win. My entry - Idolatry - was shortlisted in the final 20, but missed out on the big one.

As is customary on these occasions, I’d like to make the usual noises about what an honour it was to take part, thank the judges for their nod and offer my congratulations to the overall winner, Brendon McLeod.

Obituary

November 21, 2006

Robert Altman is dead.
That is all.

Extra anus kills four-legged chick

November 8, 2006

I’ve changed my mind. This is the best headline ever.

Extra anus kills four-legged chick, via stuff.co.nz

Marcus Bensasson in Africa

October 1, 2006

My mate Marcus has decided to launch himself into the world as a foreign correspondent by heading over to Nigeria and reporting on the situation there. You can read about his progress here: Marcus Bensasson in Africa

Spider-Man 3 trailer preview

June 28, 2006

I went to the “world premiere” of the Spider-Man 3 teaser trailer last night at the Vue cinema, Leicester Square. I wasn’t invited because of my prestige in the film industry, but rather because I’m unemployed and was hanging around Forbidden Planet at two o’clock on a thursday afternoon.

Anyway, it all looks very exciting. Black alien costume. little snippets of the Sandman, Peter and MJ’s relationship is on the rocks. Yada, yada, yada. I’m sure I’ll go and see it when it comes out, as will most other stunted perma-teens of my generation.

What’s interesting, though, is that they gave out CD-ROMs with Quicktime files of the trailer to distribute. I guess this means that studios are looking to turn file-sharing to their advantage. (They also gave me a natty hat, which will go straight onto eBay.)

I was going to post loads of pictures here, but the trailer’s already on Quicktime trailers, so I don’t suppose there’s much point.

Oh, alright. Just one…

Spiderman 3

Best. Headline. Ever.

I don’t usually buy the London Evening Standard, but would do if it had more headlines like this:


REVENGE OF JCB MANIAC


A man on a revenge mission destroyed a house and three cars with a mechanical digger today.
He drove the machine at a three-bedroom house in Essex while a woman was inside, tearing a hole in the wall.
As she scrambled clear he ripped the house apart before turning his attention to two cars parked outside. A police car which tried to block his path was smashed up too. He ignored officers’ pleas to stop.
It is believed the man was in dispute with the couple over a £36,000 caravan.

Now, that’s what I call news. I have a sudden desire to learn how to drive a JCB…